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Buenas imagenes Lord Luis cada vez vas encontrando mas, sigue asi..
Aca mas sobre epsilon...
Epsilon: Verdad o Mentira…
Antes de empezar a hablar de esto deberíamos hacernos una pregunta ¿Que es epsilon?..
Bueno si nos vamos a la realidad “Epsilon” es la 5 letra del alfabeto griego, pero queremos saber que es epsilon en el juego, una secta, alguna misión extra, epsilon es el unico misterio de SA? O es la llave que nos revelara los demás misterios…muchos jugadores han intentado descubrir que es exactamente epsilon sin resultado alguno
Epsilon, supuesta secta que habita en el SA. Ha creado mucha controversia entre los fanáticos de SA, epsilon ¿existirá o no?...Bueno en el juego en la estación de radio WTCR le hacen una entrevista a Chris Formage supuesto fundador de Epsilon, acá la entrevista…
En ingles:
Announcer: "The most boring show, with a brand new host! Entertaining America
with Lazlow."
Lazlow: "Welcome to Entertaining America on WCTR with me, Lazlow. So, the
media. You may hate us, but, I gotta tell ya', we hate ourselves more.
And stop accusing us of being liberal! What a load of crap! This
station is owned by AmmuNation! I mean, have you ever heard anyone
complain about guns on this station? Hosts are getting shot by them
all the time, but it just gets glossed over. But it also means I now
have a job. If you're afraid of your mortality, and never want to die,
here's the solution. It's a man who's got all of America talking with
his unique approach to spiritual matters. He's helped thousands, or
so the press pack tells me. Chris Formage, founder of the Epsilon
Program is here, hello Chris!"
Chris: "Kifflom, brother brother."
Lazlow: "Heh heh, what does that mean, man? So, Epsilonism? Is it a load of
crap, or is it the future?"
Chris: "Well, what do you think Lazlow?"
Lazlow: "I don't know. Well, I mean, I grow my own religion, which is why I
don't know, 'cause I'm kinda spaced out. I mean, you guys run around
chanting 'lip balm.'
Chris: "It's 'Kifflom.'"
Lazlow: "Well, whatever. Both sound addictive to me. You know, only popular
people are addicted to either. Lets go to the phone."
Caller: "Hey, Chris, Epsilon sounds awesome! But if you read the fossil record,
hunter-gatherer dudes had it made. I mean who wouldn't want to drag
their women around by their hair? They smoked anything they could
find! That's like so freaking cool! Then all the men would like
disappear for days at a time, and you'd only hear beasts shrieking
in the distance."
Lazlow: "You know, I went to a museum once. That guy's got a point."
Chris: "Points are irrelevant, Lazlow. Let me ask you something. Do you want to
be happy, Lazlow?"
Lazlow: "What kind of question is that? Yes, obviously."
Chris: "Then why do you mock the happiness of others?"
Lazlow: "Well, I mean, this is Vinewood, we're all supposed to be like
psychotic, and dog-eat-dog, and, y'know, bang your best friend's wife.
I mean, I'm with that last guy. We all have a primitive side there,
Chris. I mean, you should have heard the music I used to like in the
eighties, it was real-it was hysterical..."
Chris: "What's hysterical about being descended from a sponge, and not knowing
it?"
Lazlow: "Huh?"
Chris: "What's funny about being told that the world is millions of years old
when in fact it's only a hundred and fifty-seven years old-fact!-and
its age does not change?"
Lazlow: "There's nothing funny about that. It's just...weird. You know, that
voice of yours man, holy shit! I could believe anything you say!"
Chris: "My time has come Lazlow, and so has yours, if! If you let it."
Lazlow: "Um, well, you know what, that sounds good to me... Hey, wait! Are you
gonna try to sign me up for the military? That happened once before.
I mean, I'm into killing people, and I can say, 'I'll cry when I'm
done killing!' and then there's hope-"
Chris: "Listen my friend, you can mock, but I know the truth about you. I can
see past your jokes and into that scared little boy beneath. You, you
my friend, like a lot of other people, are being lied to."
Lazlow: "I totally agree with you, finally. Inversion therapy! I owe my Mom a
huge apology, ugh!"
Chris: "Listen, pick a new set of lies! Mine are better. Let me ask you
something. When did you last get laid, Lazlow?"
Lazlow: "Heh... Speaking of lies... Wait, look, I'm not an egg."
Chris: "I got laid this morning. By twins."
Lazlow: "Whoa..."
Chris: "They each laid an egg, and I formed out of them."
Lazlow: "What are you talking about? Great, a horny cult leader with a
breakfast fixation. I love it! You know, I'm thinking of a cult
centered around grits. Oh wait, sorry, there already is one, and it's
called, 'The South...'"
Chris: "For the last time, this is not a cult, Lazlow. It's a fellowship of
like-minded adults who tithe money in exchange for salvation and merit
badges. Every single thing we do is voluntary, including the swinging,
and making things up."
Lazlow: "Why is this whole town obsessed with swinging? *sigh* Let's go to the
phones."
Caller: "Hey, Lazlow, love the show man. Hey, I really love to make out with
hot chicks in church."
Chris: "Perfect. Join us. We've put a price on salvation, and it's a price
worth paying, believe me. Look, if you crave sexual conquest, family
betrayal, class warfare, and really feeling like you are a part of
something, then just do it. Just do it, it's so easy! Join the Epsilon
group."
Lazlow: "Uh...Chris, stop trying to recruit people. I mean, you even say you
just make this stuff up."
Darius: "Hi, L-Lazlow!"
Lazlow: "Ah, Darius Fontaine! Look, I told you to leave me alone!"
Darius: "Look, look, it was an unfortunate incident that happened to your
mother, but I was quite clear: grandmother, not mother! It's your
fault it doesn't work."
Lazlow: "I nearly went to prison, man! What you told me to do was illegal! In
most states..."
Darius: "Whatever. Look, Chris Formage is a liar and a cheat. He made it up! It
doesn't help anyone, apart from him! The fact is, people need to face
their fears! Remember, I always say that. Face your fears, don't run
away!"
Chris: "Darius Fontaine can kiss my ass."
Darius: "Oh, you'd like that-would-would you like that?"
Chris: "I don't think so. And I'll tell you why. Because you are the devil.
People aren't really afraid, you know. Yet you make them kill their
families-"
Darius: "Fears have to be faced! That's what I always say! Just ask Lazlow!"
Lazlow: "Hey, don't bring me into this ruckus, Darius, this is between you two
whackos, I mean.. And you stay away from me, Darius, I've got a
restraining order, dude."
Chris: "Lazlow. The only way that you can really communicate with your
ancestors is to pay someone like me. Try something. Touch my cane."
Lazlow: "This whole town, man...I think you've seen too many movies, dude."
Chris: "You can be happy! Listen! Join us! Be famous! Find your true self. Have
a breast, nose surgery, whatever you want! Lie with nine new partners
a week. It explains everything. If there are no women, make them. From
sand, from garbage, out of thin air! The rich cry too, Lazlow."
Lazlow: "Well, that's an interesting theory, that seems like it was formerly
with pharmaceuticals...but, you know, I would like to find about being
rich crying, because right now, I'm poor, and crying. But, this is the
west coast-I'm all into lesbians, man."
Chris: "It's destiny. Vinewood only lets you down. In the Epsilon program,
there are no series finales. It goes on, and on, and on. We don't
abandon you."
Lazlow: "Uh, well, we're gonna have to abandon this show. Great, my first show
and the dude nearly kills me, and now I'm being harassed by a former
sociology professor and a alcoholic turned self-deifying cultist.
Please. I gotta get back to the east coast. This has been Entertaining
America with Lazlow, on WCTR."
Announcer: "Culturally, this country is flat-lining. Now you know why."
La traduccion se las debo pues, no me llevo muy bien con el ingles y los traduje en un traductor y no se entiende nada, si alguien lo puede traducir se lo agradeceria, sino pues habra que esperar haber si lo tradusco, pero tomara tiempo
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